Santa Resume

Santa Brad

Brad@realchristmasspirit.com.com

 

Global Gift Giver Expertise and Proficients:

My eyes — how they twinkle My dimples, how merry My cheeks are like roses My nose like a cherry My droll little mouth is drawn up like a bow The beard on my chin is as white as the snow Respected, deadline-driven professional with a global perspective Renowned for infinite generosity Child-friendly and considerate Exudes energy and confidence Extends a warm welcome to persons of all faiths and nationalities Multi-tasker Excellent time management Strives for operational excellence in a fast-paced environment Brand conscious Constantly sees red and white Devises and executes creative marketing strategies to deliver dreams.

Professional Development:

SANTA, Santa-land, North Pole, Canada,                   Beginning of Santa-lore – Present

Post December 24th
  • Charm and entertain children at hospitals, community events and private parties
  • Wear costumes and portray Santa figure to provide amusement for children and adults
  • Preview naughty and nice list and discuss rewards and consequences with children and adults
  • Pose for pictures
  • Sample holiday fare
  • Present and discuss “True Meaning of Christmas” and “History of St. Nicolas”
  • Theological enforcer: protest against educators who forbid the singing of religious Christmas carols and judges who outlaw manger displays etc.
December 24th
  • Deliver presents from the Elves’ factory in the North Pole to all the good children world-wide
  • Carry out work whilst the children are asleep to avoid detection  (Ninja Santa)
  • Deliver gifts and presents in a nine-reindeer flying sleigh
  • Gain access to premises from the roof via chimney or through front door via special Santa key
  • Receive payment in the form of tips (generally milk and cookies)

 

Affiliations:

  • International  Brotherhood of Real Bearded Santas
  • International Organization of Bearded Gentlemen
  • Royal Order of Santa Claus
  • National Santa Claus Registry
  • Utah Santa Claus Association
  • Fraternal Order of Real Bearded Santas
  • Knights of Saint Nicholas

 

Education:

Bachelor of Saint Nicholas Diploma                                              2001
International University of Santa Claus (IUSC)                       Franklin Lakes, NJ
Master of Santa Claus Diploma                                                        2007
University of Santa Claus (USC)                                                      Phoenix, AZ

 

He errs who thinks Santa enters through the chimney, Santa enters through the heart. Charles Howard

 

References:

Buddy T. Elf                  Head Imp

1495 Candy Cane Lane
North Pole, Canada
1-800 OND ASHER
work4pnuts@gmail.com

E. Stir Bunny                 Egg Industrialist                     .

141 Hippity Hoppity Ave
Fantasyland, D.C.
1-866 MYP EEPS
floppsymoppsy@yahoo.com
 

Dr. Tuth Fairy                Ivory Collector

1580 Sugary Sweet Street
Fantasyland, D.C.
1-888 LOO S2TH
eatlotsasweets@hotmail.com